Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Colleen



I'm the single one. Single and... liking it. I say liking it cause I'm pumped for the "me time", but sometimes miss the plus 1. I'm a bad dater. I'm better at over analyzing.. (Do I have to kiss? Do I have to pay? Do I fake a stroke to get the eff outta herrr?) So I'm going to pull a Lauren Conrad and date like a man. But there is one thing. I don't get asked out. Ever. Can they smell my crazy? That can't be it 'cause I know people way crazier than I that are painting the town red. My friends are saying I'm not "out there" enough. So no more. Bitch is putting on my best "come hither stare" and taking an active role (hence the gun hands in the picture).

Join me, won't you? In my dating misadventures.

6 comments:

AndySSD said...

fake a stroke!? I hope no one ever pulls that one on me!

Courtney said...

Here's to my girlfriend’s coming out! While she does go out all the time, I don't think she's going to meet Prince Charming out dancing with Gabe and her sister all night. Needless to say, I'm into this new attitude on dating.
I'm very proud of new 'tude, Colleen! I can't wait to hear the stories....

aric said...
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aric said...

Dating sucks, finding good men worth dating is really hard, but i think you need to be a bit more courageous and do some of the asking out too. when you see one that might be special, you need to approach. Say hi, begin the conversation, tell him he has nice eyes (even if he doesn't) guys like compliments too. I'm not saying be the aggressor all the time (though it can be fun) it's all about balance, making the first move is not a bad thing, cause the guys are just as scared of getting rejected as you are :-)

Michael said...
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Michael said...

have you ever tried the line "what's your story?"